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I don’t understand cloning at all

that makes two of us

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2. Yo mama is so fat, I use her lingerie as a car cover.

3. Yo mama is so short, she skinny dips in puddles.

4. You know i found out the hard way that my toaster is water proof

5. Half your age minus 7

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6. Yomama so nasty they make her moonwalk in the gym to sand the floors.

7. Yo mama’s so fat and ugly that, strippers themselves pay her to KEEP her clothes on

8. Yo mama so stupid

She though LGBT was pronounced “ligbutt.”

9. Yo mama’s so stupid, if I have to listen to her open up her pie-hole again, I’m gonna SMH the last part of my forehead off

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